so i went to see eclipse
yeah, eclipse. the twilight movie. I went to see it. I’m not ashamed, just a little upset that movies cost $11.50 in general. I basically just went because two attractive girls begged me to go (slight exaggeration).
As I have realized, I bring a great perspective to shitty things like the twilight movie and the bachelor. These are my thoughts:
Top Quotes
B - “two thirds of marriages end in divorce” E - “yeah but the divorce rate of human-vampire marriage is much lower” greaaat comeback
B - “I love you, but I love him more.” This girl is a bitch. Stay away.
Other thoughts
Jacob should be the next contestant on the bachelor. He meets all the prerequisites: 1. total lack of humor 2. a six pack 3. a need to walk around without a shirt constantly
The question “Team Jacob or Edward?” should be ended once and for all. This questions is irrelevant. Bella sucks. My understanding is that this is the third movie and she still cant make up her damn mind? The moral of the story: dont mess with virgins.
Since when do movies cost $11.50? Shit.
