The happy couples.
.
[Oh, wait, image description. It appears to be a leaked image from Summit of—a photo session? I don’t know? The actors stand in front of mismatched panels that are probably intended to be photoshopped out. On the right, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are smiling at each other, and her arm may be around him. On the left, Taylor Lautner is looking down, down, dowwwwwwn at the little girl who plays Renesmee, the half-vampire mutant growth-accelerated baby that his character helps deliver and then falls in love with on the spot. His hands are in his pockets, her arms are hanging straight down, and they are looking at each other with an expression I can only describe as, “Really?”]
This can’t be serious
guys
guys tell me this isn’t serious
Kill it. KILL IT WITH FIRE!
No, KStew, we are wrong. IT IS NEVER GOING TO BE ALRIGHT.