Don’t you hate it when you receive a wedding invitation in the mail and it makes you so mad that you just have to run out of the house angrily and tear your shirt off? Save the date! Hahahhaa. That werewolf is so mad! I wasn’t joking earlier, though, when I said that if you are going to have sex with a vampire in a waterfall you should wear a vampire condom. I’m not sure what Bella is so surprised about since apparently this movie is just 2 hours of straight BANGING. I’m pretty sure all of the wedding invitation scenes and the actual wedding itself takes exactly as long in the movie as it took in this trailer and then the rest is just banging. The pregnancy doesn’t even happen until after the credits as a little Easter egg for the superfans teaser for Very Bad Vampire Trip 2, because the banging goes on until they just fade to black.
Stay safe with your changing bodies, nerds!
