elizablr: Even though I devoured the books, I’m... - It's Going To Be Alright, Kristen Stewart

I mean really when you think about it: you're an actress; you go out on loads of auditions. You're not at the level where you get to be as picky as you like. So you go on this one, just like the dozens of others, except not really "dozens" either because you do have something of a name but again, not enough. So anyway, there you are and you have no idea about this whole "phenomenon" and you get this job and the part is not great but you want to work/need the money/are a woman and have come to expect a certain level of shittiness when it comes to patriarchal Hollywood. And you hole up in Oregon with this Brit who is kinda weird and intense and maybe likes you… and who's got the weed? And then it hits: TWIFUCKINGMANIA. And you don't get it because seriously? But yes, SERIOUSLY. And why? And what's wrong with these people that they love this? And now there's papparazzi? And WHO'S GOT THE MOTHERFUCKING WEED???

We get it.

And so we document the sad sad spiral that is KStew: The Bella Years

Now let the healing begin.

elizablr:

Even though I devoured the books, I’m just now catching New Moon on tv.

And can I say, Bella is the embodiment of why I don’t want a daughter.

Drama, drama, drama.

And while some girls handle breakups by going out and getting shit-faced - say, in Greece - and then jumping off a cliff into warm waters, this hoe just goes and is all drama, drama, drama and jumps off into the freezing Pacific.

I would not have the patience to deal with that.

posted 1 year ago via elizablr

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