robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:
Not only can this boy derp like no other, but in a miniature act of rebellion (or perhaps not, but we like to think it is) Rob has SHAVED OFF his Edward Cullen bouffant but KEPT the hideous hobo scruff!
And he’s definitely trading up in the lady department. 100 points to Hufflepuff for the glory of Betty White and significant absence of Kristen Stewart.
Kristen could not be reached for comment but she did release the following response:

(Source: alira7)