January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
3 posts
November 2011
3 posts
Robert Pattinson insulting Twilight:
neighborhoodspaceman:
liquornspice:
strugglingtobeheard:
He’s creeped out by the book, and its author, Stephenie Meyer:
“When I read it … I was convinced that Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and … It was like it was a book that wasn’t supposed to be published, like reading her - her sort of sexual fantasy about some - especially when she says that it was based on a dream, and...
September 2011
3 posts
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“Then, for just a second, I saw that same odd vision of Edward and me on a porch...”
– Eclipse, chapter fourteen, page 325
So I’m about two-thirds of the way through my edit of the Mark Reads Eclipse eBook. It’s taking me longer than I anticipated because of life getting in the way, it being a longer book, my growing desire to change every word I’ve ever written, and this. By “this,”...
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Watchpanasonicyouth:
thedailywhat:
Movie Trailer of the Day: First full theatrical trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1.
In theaters November 18.
[yahoo.]
HE BROKE THE BED
I’M SORRY CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
seriously are New Moon and Eclipse this hilarious
Yes. And this is why we blog. Sporadically.
July 2011
1 post
1 tag
Eclipse Commentary
fuckyeahtwilightsucks:
helena—ravenclaw:
griffinsandunicorns:
#they just hate their lives #and i like them for it
I’m surprised that they haven’t been kicked off the show XD
Oh holy sweet hell I can’t take this xDD
June 2011
6 posts
So I wrote a book
torayot:
panasonicyouth:
(Sort of.)
The Mark Reads Twilight ebook is real. I now have a storefront where I will be selling merchandise for Mark Reads and Mark Watches, as well as newly adapted books representing each set of my reviews for past series.
Wait, you might be saying, I have already read those reviews. Why would I buy a book?
HERE’S WHY:
These are adapted for a book form. In...
“Don’t you hate it when you receive a wedding invitation in the mail and it makes...”
– Videogum—Teen Korner: Breaking Dawn
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
1 post
Funny RPattz is Funny
How do you want to be described by the public?
“Brooded. ‘Rob Pattinson looking brooded.’ Brooded: It’s like after you’ve finished brooding.”
How do you plan to deal with life Post-Twilight?
“You know when the whole thing dries up and there’s hardly any paparazzi around? I don’t know, in 15 years or something, I like the idea of just one...
March 2011
2 posts
“Well, hopefully Stewart and Pattinson can use that money to retire from this...”
– Commenter on how Summit is breaking the bank
It’s going to be alright, Krissie. It’s going to be alright. You can literally smoke your green in green(backs) at this point.
February 2011
4 posts
I dreamt last night
that I met KStew at a bar in Hollywood, the meeting being a result of me making fun of her to her friend and not realizing that dear Krissie was standing right behind her. She had a good sense of humour though so we just laughed about it and then talked about the protestors in Libya.
This has been my subconscious.
I wondered where the new followers came from
Thank you gaystewarmy
This is our excited face. Can’t you tell?
January 2011
4 posts
1 tag
I just understood why Kristen Stewart is so... →
December 2010
1 post
Read The Twilight Saga, feel disturbed by The...
Then allow Mark to. He teases out every misogynistic, homophobic, racist, victim-blaming, abuse-glorifying tidbit. And he does it hilariously.
Also, if you’re interested in seeing a breakdown of The Twilight Saga as Mormon propaganda, you can find that here.
November 2010
2 posts
Reasoning With Vampires →
Consider this a Thanksgiving Day gift from us here at KStewRelax. Please read and once you can breathe again, please let the writer of the blog know the magical things they are doing for the world!
And also remember to pass this link of to everyone because things like this should not be kept a secret.
October 2010
1 post
“My gut is that she’s not done much to make new fans,” said the...”
–
Star Market: Can the Indie-Minded Kristen Stewart Become a Box-Office Star After Twilight Fades?
September 2010
2 posts
Bella Swan is a fictional character who was made...
But it is also her birthday and so, obviously, Summit is re-releasing Eclipse this Friday.
You should probably start lining up now.
M & I are off doing whatever it is that SMeyer's...
So in the meantime: enjoy this
August 2010
6 posts
“The idea of celibate vampires is ridiculous. To me, vampires are sex. I...”
– Alan Ball, True Blood
“As much as I adore the both of them, it is painfully obvious that Kristen...”
– Oh commenters, I will always love you.
July 2010
12 posts
Kristen Stewart: Twilight is 'killing' me →
mykicks:
My favorite movie star pair of likely lesbian and weird vaginaphobic Brit is gonna end in a murder-suicide pact. The happiest famous people on Earth.
“The source added that she has stopped eating and sleeping properly because of the stress of having to talk about herself in interviews.”
It’s probably not ever going to be alright, Kristen Stewart
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WatchWelcome to the Rileys trailer
I’m really starting to think that maybe she should just stop it. Acting, which is to say biting her lip and running her hand through her hair while projectile vomiting words out of her mouth.
I’ve acted before. I know it’s not easy but the for the love of Christ on the cross IT IS NOT THIS HARD.
Krissie, baby, this isn’t a coal mine. You...
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so i went to see eclipse
morninggloria:
newenglander:
yeah, eclipse. the twilight movie. I went to see it. I’m not ashamed, just a little upset that movies cost $11.50 in general. I basically just went because two attractive girls begged me to go (slight exaggeration).
As I have realized, I bring a great perspective to shitty things like the twilight movie and the bachelor. These are my thoughts:
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